Sound clips from Caddyshack
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"Do you take drugs Danny?"
"What's wrong with lumber, I own two lumberyards..."
"I like you Betty..."
"I'm going to give you a little advice. There's a force in the universe that makes things happen. And all you have to do is get in touch with it, stop thinking, let things happen, and be the ball." - [Chevy Chase]
"You're lean and you're mean and you're not too far between, either, I bet, are ya, huh?" - [Bill Murray]
"I want you to kill every gopher on the course...it's not my fault nobody can understand what you're saying."
"So I jump ship in Hong Kong, and I get on as a looper in the Himalayas...Gunga-Galunga..."
"...So we finish the eighteen, and he's gonna stiff me...when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness. So I got that goin' for me, which is nice."
"That's a peach hon, oh golly I'm hot today."
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"Well I aint payin' no fifty cents for no Coke. Then you aint gettin' no Coke..."
"Don't you have homes?"
"You know, you should play with Dr. Beeper and myself. I mean, he's been club champion for three years running and I'm no slouch myself. -Don't sell yourself short, judge. You're a tremendous slouch." - [Ted Knight and Chevy Chase]
"I think this place is restricted Wang, so don't tell 'em your Jewish, okay? Fine."
"Ah, this is the worst lookin' hat I ever saw! I bet you buy a hat like this you get a free bowl of soup, huh?...Oh it looks good on you, though."
"I bet you slice into the woods a hundred bucks. Gambling is illegal at Bushwood, sir, and I never slice. Damn! Okay you can owe me. I owe you nothing!"
"I want a hamburger, no a cheeseburger. I want a hotdog. I want a milkshake. I want potato sala--You'll get nothing and like it!"
"Hey Smails! A thousand bucks you miss that putt."
"Tell the cook this is low-grade dog food..this steak still has marks were the jockey was hittin' it."
"Ooh, somebody step on a duck?"
"Oh, this your wife...you musta been something before electricity."
"This your grandson...now I know why tigers eat their young."
"I smell varmint poontang, and the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think."
"Hey Sabu, can you make a bullshot? Can you make a shoe smell?...the last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it."
"You wanna make fourteen dollars the hard way?"
"Wait up girls, I've got a salami I gotta hide still."
"You beast... You savage... C'mon, bark like a dog for me!" - [Bill Murray]
"The Zen philosopher Basho once wrote, 'A flute with no holes is not a flute. And a doughnut with no hole is a danish.'" - [Chevy Chase]
"Nanananana...bubububub..you missed just that one!"
"Unbelievable. Thank you very little."
"You aint got it today Noonan. Missit, missit, Nonnan, Noonan, Aaaaah!"
"My uncle says you've got a screw loose. Well, your uncle molests collies."
"I was born to rub you, I was born to lick your face, I was born to rub you, but you were born to rub me first."
"What kind of shit is this! It's the best man, I got it from a negro. You're probably so high already you don't even know it."
[The entire "Cinderella Story".]
"Well this whole place sucks. sususus--That's right, it sucks."
"He called me a baboon, thinks I'm his wife."
"Is this your place Carl? Yeah, what do ya think? It's really awful."
"People say, you know, that I'm an idiot or something, because all I do is cut lawns for a living. People don't say that about you, as far as you know."
"I'm gonna be the head greenskeeper, hopefully within the next six years, that's my schedule."
"This is a hybrid. This is a cross of Bluegrass--Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bench, and Northern California Sinsemilla. The amazing stuff about this is that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus belt that night on this stuff." - [Bill Murray]
"Look at this, I've a got a big Bob Marley joint."
"It's a little harsh."
"Cannonball, cannonball coming."
"You're over there on Briar...Thanks for the dope."
"I don't understand it, I'm playing the worst game of my life...You're not good, you stink."
"I tell ya, I shoulda stayed home and played with myself."
"Ooh, my arm! I think it's broken...well, Sonja Henie's out. We'll take Danny Noonan."
"See your future, be your future. May, make--make it. Make your future Danny..."
"Oh Billy, Billy, Billy...don't let me down Billy."
"Well, we're waiting."
"Hey, everybody, we're all gonna get laid!" - [Rodney Dangerfield]
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